I love how my description of my music ended up perfectly snipped into Google’s index:
So I was checking the referral logs of my blog and found a few people came in through the search term, “toilet humor”. What, how can this be?I did not optimize my blog for this term! Is my link reputation preceding me?
In about ’96, I wrote a letter to The Onion notifying them of my intent to submit freelance articles. It seemed like such a natural fit. I was bummed when I found out (I think they may have written me back, not sure) that they do not accept submissions:
Why the hell would they have that policy? Think of all the freaks out there who would finally have a place to focus their freak?
Ok, so, pieces I would have written:
I would have given out an annual “Lifetime Underachievement Award”.
Being that I do SEO, I’d have written a futuristic piece:
“People Finally Find Everything; Google Declares Bankruptcy”.