Erogenous Jones (my music)

Erogenous Jones, Music by Craig Hordlow

  1. Tube Sock Toes (wav)
  2. Big Time (wav)
  3. The Al Franken Song (wav)

Tube Sock Toes

Verse 1
She wiggles her toes when she cums,
She wiggles her toes, her tube-sock toes.
And she screams my name through the walls,
She screams my name, screams through the walls.
And she freaks me out when she cums,
She freaks me out, and that’s what this song is about.

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Verse 2
She likes her nipples squeezed, her nipples squeezed,
Squeezed when she cums.
And all the neighbors know my name, they know my name
Because it’s screamed through the walls.
And if she hears me sing this song, she’ll rip off my head
And shit down my neck.

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Bridge:
I like singing these songs, of people who’ve done me wrong.
Another “somebody’s done somebody wrong song”,
Somebody’s done somebody wrong

Verse 3
She gyrates her hips when she cums, she gyrates her hips
So the G-Spot gets hit.
I grab her neck when she cums, asphyxiation gives her elation
And she breaks the damn when she cums, then she sits on my head
And tells me to say, “Ah”

Chorus
Well I’m singing these songs so I can say anything I fucking want to.
I’ve got the first word, and the last one too,
it’s about you, and there’s nothing you can do.
Better be careful of the things that you do,
You piss us off, we’ll be singing about you.

Chorus Out
Somebody’s done somebody wrong song
A somebody’s done somebody wrong
Somebody’s done somebody wrong song
A somebody’s done somebody wrong

Big Time

Big Time

Verse 1
Hookers and cocaine,
Hookers and cocaine,
Hookers and cocaine,
Hookers and cocaine,

Chorus
When we make it big time,
Have a good time, have a really good time,
Have a good time, have a really good time.

Verse 2
We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was looking for,
We’ll find the drug Huey Lewis was…

Chorus
When we make it big time,
Have a good time, have a really good time,
Have a good time, have a really good time.

Bridge
Do you think you want to marry me?
Despite my chronic infidelity.
Do you think you want to be my wife?
As I explode into my big time life.

Bridge 2
Life, Life, Life

Chorus
When we make it big time,
Have a good time, have a really good time,
Have a good time, have a really good time.

Verse 3
If the party never ends, you’re never hung over.
Party never ends, you’re never hung.

Chorus
When we make it big time,
Have a good time, have a really good time,
Have a good time, have a really good time.

The Al Franken Song

Verse 1
Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?
You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,
But this is such a strange situation.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Well
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Chorus
The perfect thing to say, never comes till later
Then when it’s said, it’s only in your daydreams.

Verse 2
All your life there have been so very few
Who think and create in that strange way you do.
Now Al Franken might think the same of you,
But at the urinal bonding is tough to do.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Well
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Chorus
The perfect thing to say, never comes till later
Then when it’s said, it’s only in your daydreams.

Verse 3
Now Al Franken is standing next to you at the urinal, what will you do?
You’d like to meet him because he’s such a like mind,
But this is such a strange situation.

Bridge
You’ve got two minutes, to talk to this guy, Well
Cause in two minutes Al Franken zips up his fly.

Chorus
The perfect thing to say, never comes till later
Then when it’s said, it’s only in your daydreams.

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