I really think this would be a great official holiday.
At some point, we all do it anyway, so why not have a day dedicated to imagining what the people around you would look like having sex?
It’s a kind of perverted form of people watching.
Today, for instance, I was sitting in a crepe place on California at Divisadero. I didn’t have anything interesting to read, so I started people watching.
But the people weren’t really doing anything, so I had to spice it up a bit.
“I wonder what she would look like having sex?” I thought of the 85 year old woman trying to eat soup with a shaky hand.
“Yuk, move on, move on!”.
I played this game for about 5 minutes and then the food arrived. But I had completely lost my appetite.
Don’t imagine random people having sex right before you eat.
But it’s fun to do – most people don’t really come across as sexual. You have to really work hard at it to see them in sex mode.