Ironic Catch Phrase

So I was talking to a woman tonight while we were working on a very frustrating project, and she said about one of the contributors, “this work is so bad it sucks my dick!”.

Let’s imagine the first person who thought that something was so bad that it was as though their dick was sucked.

Right.

Only women say this.

Joystick

When you look at it, it’s really no wonder it’s called a “joystick”.

I grew up spending long periods of time playing with this joystick.

And when I hit puberty, it was double trouble.

Uselessness

Have you ever met a person who could have been a poster child for a campaign not worthy of printing posters?

Someone who self-promotes themselves aggressively but has no value?

Whoever said, “all publicity is good publicity” is not getting Twitter updates from the person I have in mind.

How to Save Water and be Green

One thing that really gets to me is when people hand wash dishes and leave the water running hard the entire time.

Although it adds more labor, I turn the water off frequently while doing my dishes. I’ve seen people leave the water running to go answer the phone, use the bathroom, etc.

Turn the water off.

Yahoo vs Gmail: Yahoo Email Sucks

I’ve had a Yahoo email address for years. I got a Gmail account this year.

Gmail is far superior for two reasons:

1. Gmail’s spam filter works (see image below). Yahoo’s filter sucks ass intentionally. Yahoo gives you a useless spam filter for free. Need more? You have to pay.

2. Gmail “rolls up” your email into one conversation, so you don’t see numerous emails for the same conversation.